One of my neighbors, an older couple, seem nice but they have some odd behaviors around moving their cars in and out of the driveway. My fascination with this began during the height of the pandemic when I was home all day, every day, with plenty of time to observe the local goings on. I fully acknowledge that my fascination is, itself, odd.
Throughout the day, the man will move cars in and out of the driveway, and sometimes he will cover them with a car cover but only for like an hour or two despite the amount of time it takes to put the cover on the car. Sometimes he will pull the car into the driveway, sometimes onto the street, and sometimes behind a gate where, I think, he has a garage where he also keeps a ”special car,” — a beautiful, well-maintained classic I don’t know enough about cars to correctly identify. Anyway, I’ve decided that he is in the CIA and the movement of the cars is some kind of code to a handler for the passing of information and whatnot.
I’d love to hear about your neighborhood and the harmless conspiracy theories you’ve concocted about them!
I live in a historic neighborhood where most of the houses are over 100 years old, but interspersed are very modern looking new construction houses. One such house is painted black and white and is three stories. It's vibe is modern gothic mansion or church. The conspiracy is that the blinds are NEVER open. Cars come and go as normal, but their windows are NEVER uncovered. The neighborhood has decided that the residents are definitely vampires.
I learned recently that I was the subject of a neighborhood theory. Apparently people thought I grew weed inside because they saw the grow light for my lemon tree. Someone finally talked to my landlord about it.