Our Dog Has Many Names
Our Dog Has Many Names
The various names and endearments we have for Max
Our dog, Max, is four years old. He weighs nine pounds. He barks anytime someone walks by the house, looks at it, or merely contemplates it. His government name is Maximus Toretto Blueberry Millman Gay. Most of the time we call him Max. But he also has a range of other names, and we are always inventing new ones.
Sometimes, his name changes depending on the outfit he is wearing. For example, when he wears a chunky sweater, we call him Connor; Connor works in a lighthouse and is an avid fisherman. When he wears a short-sleeved Hawaiian style shirt, his name is Stan and he’s a divorced dad living in a two-bedroom apartment with a margarita machine.
Other nicknames:
Maxi-poo
Maxi-poopoo
Mr. Max
Fluffinator
Fluffin
Fluxinator
Fluxin
Poopy
Poopyhead
Mr. Poopyhead
Mr. Poopy Papadapolous
Stinky
Stinky-poo
What are your favorite nicknames for your pets? Also, do we have the cutest dog in the world? (Yes is the answer.) Look at that sweet face!
I had my cat before I met my husband. Ten years and two kids later, the husband is still referred to as “Uncle Matthew” when I am speaking to or as the cat.
My orange cat is named “Little Corn” but he is called:
Cront
Cronk
Cronky
KRUNT
Cronkticles of Narnia
The Anti Cronk
Stink
Mr. long leg (when he’s loafing with a single paw outstretched)
Little rat bastard (when he’s acting like a little rat bastard)