The Audacious Round Up

For the Week of January 25th

This has been quite a week. We have a new president who is actually interested in doing the job of the president. Kamala Harris is our vice-president. Biden has hit the ground running, issuing several executive orders to begin undoing the damage of the Trump administration. Dr. Fauci is positively gleeful because he is no longer working for a moron. After four years of dreading the news every single day, I feel like I can relax my shoulders a bit. There is so much work to be done but this is better. This is so much better.

Anyway, let’s talk about what really matters. Michelle Obama looked incredible at the inauguration. Plum suit. Hair laid RIGHT. Coat, flawless. The entire lewk, FLAWLESS. She stunted on ‘em. Her date looked nice too.

I will give credit where credit is due. This man did some stunting too. I cannot get enough of the memes. It’s one of those rare memes that seems to work in absolutely every context.

It’s the weekend but since the pandemic began, weekends have stopped feeling like weekends. They have stopped having the significance they used to and I wonder if we will ever get that back. For most of us now, our weekend plans are exactly the same as our weekday plans—soft pants and staying home. Whatever you end up doing this weekend, I hope you have a grand time.