Last fall, my wife Debbie and I got a puppy named Maximus Toretto Blueberry Millman Gay.
He is six months old. He weighs 7.5 pounds. He is confident, outgoing, and sweet. He enjoys eating paper, leaves, disgusting trash, and murky street water. He is not interested in food unless you are eating it, and then he is very interested. When Max realizes he is…